Salvation!
If it’s salvation that you seek
You should do this throughout the week:
No food or drink
On Sunday
No meat or fish
On Tuesday
No Sweets at all
On Wednesday
No alcohol
On Thursday
No radio
On Saturday
All is Halal
On Friday.
And each morning every day,
Don’t forget to kneel and pray!
Do this for a month and see
The great rewards that come to thee.